Vampy Gavin Rossdale singing Love Will Tear Us Apart on Criminal Minds

No other man has made my mid-90s tween heart palpitate nearly as fast as Bush’s Gavin Rossdale has. Not even Justin Timberlake when he was known as a member of N’Sync. I was brokenhearted over the news of him shacking up with Gwen Stefani and forming a painfully adorable family then. Flash forward to today, and I’m proud to say that as a 43 year old, he’s still got it going on — as a vampire featured on last night’s episode of CBS’ Criminal Minds.

On last night’s episode of Criminal Minds, Gavin Rossdale played a vampiric sort of rock star who may or may not be killing people to hype his album. Gavin Rossdale play a rockstar? I have no idea what inspired that idea! Seriously, Gavin Rossdale play a rockstar? It’s not like he wasn’t one in the 90s. I’m also sure not a lot of preparation went into that role. And it shows.

Cheese Alert: Gavin being all vampire-angsty in front of a broken mirror!

Vampy Gavs singing one of my favorite Joy Division songs, “Love Will Tear Us Apart”:

Should Gavs stick to being a rockstar daddy? Tell me what you swans think!