So, I guess another vampire movie is supposed to be out this Friday, yeah? Full Moon? Old Moon? I think it’s called New Moon. Heard of it? Supposedly, it’s kind of a big deal and everyone knows about it. I heard something about it being part of the Twilight Saga or whatever. To celebrate the release of another vampire movie, it’s only fitting that the SwanDiary New Moon Special takes place. Each day this week, will feature one SwanDiary blog post on New Moon.

Tues., 11/17
The lazy swan’s guide to the Twilight Saga so far

Weds., 11/18
Top New Moon Youtube parodies

Thurs., 11/19
New Moon predictions

Fri., 11/20
New Moon review

Sat., 11/21
Top cheesiest New Moon merchandise you secretly want to own

BTW, I’m totally kidding. I don’t actually live under a rock, I’m super aware of new Moon.