Smilin’ With Your Fangs: Top Tyra Banks Vampire Quotes

As much as I wish America’s Next Top Vampire was an actual reality TV show, it’s not. Given the current vampire trend, I don’t think I’m too far-off in saying that it’s possible. After all, how could producers not consider another Tyra Banks show when she’s got some funny-as-hell quotes about vampires? If she can inspire many women to, “smile wit yo’ eyes,” surely she can do the same for us swans. Take my list of Top Tyra Banks Vampire Quotes for example:

1. “Vampira rhymes with Tyra.”

2. “We got Wesley Snipes as Blade and Count Chocula. Is Count Chocula Black, or is that just the cereal?

3. “You may be a vampire, but you know how to rock yo’ booty. She was rockin’ to Chris Brown…like shawwtttyyy gotta haaaave it.”

4. “You may look like a vampire, but you’re a fake Louis Vuitton bag.”

5. “It’s like Top Model Vampire yahh, and they’re smilin’ with their fangs.”

Honorable Mentions
On the first episode of HBO’s True Blood:
6. “There’s this one scene where a vampire is having sex with this one lady and the vampire is going rarrrarrrarrrrrraaaaaaaarrrrrrr!”

Mocking a vampire’s decision not to bite drug addicts:
7. “Oh, just like I wouldn’t either, bite somebody’s neck had some drugs in ‘em?”

Also, if you were ever curious as to what Tyra would look like as a vampire, here’s something I found on the good ol’ Internet:

Thoughts?

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