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It’s tough being a commercial vampire. Due to the current society we live in today and all the new technology that comes along with it, being a vampire just isn’t enough it seems. You have to be attractive, show off a caring attitude for humanity by refraining from human blood and you have to sparkle and out-queer each other. The list of demands for the commercial vampire of today is long. I don’t blame Interview with the Vampire’s Lestat and Louis. The demands are too much these days to be like Edward Cullen. They’re almost worth ending an eternity for.

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