I’m trying to stay away from the Badass Vampires vs Romantic (aka Sparkly) Vampires debate, because I’m happily married and wanna keep it that way. But there’s no use denying that many gore fans would like to see a return to the trend of a kind of vicious and violent bloodsucker that burns under sunlight.

Such is the opinion of the Video-Comedy troupe Team Tiger Awesome (guys…don’t bitchslap others when you give yourselves a name like that…) who seemingly are not married or wish not to be since they point fingers at who they feel is responsible for the current state of Vampire affairs. And by that I mean Corey Feldman, of course. Watch and decide for yourselves if they’re right.