Vampire’s Christmas: 5 Dress-Up Ideas

Now that you’ve spent the last of your paycheck on that perfect gift for that “sucker” in your life, it’s time to turn your wallet toward looking your tastiest for that bloody Christmas party. ‘Cause you’ll never get a second chance to make a last impression…

Whether you’re a Lugosi, a Cullen or a Compton, the holidays are the perfect time to dress in red and warn up a room with Vampish elegance. Here’s 5 suggestion to make you look to literally kill for…

1) Twilight-y Jewellery
A retro-Gothic look that’s hip with designs from the film every tween is talking about: a complete box-set of every Cullen Family member’s favourite piece of jewellery, including Alice’s choker, Carlisle’s ring, Edward’s wristcuff, Esme’s bracelet, Rosalie’s necklace and Bella’ ring. Add on those extra 200lbs of bloody bling for an extra $100 worth of overtime, excusive to Amazon.

2) Dress of a Temptress
Best way to “go medieval” on someone’s a** is to dress for the occasion with a Medieval gown adorn with the above-mentioned bling and a touch of bloody lust added for good measure. Like this one from Roxx-Online which fetches around $120. And about 10 double-takes a minute.

3) These shoes are made for drinking!

For ladies without vampire psychic powers to help them lure guys into dark neck-biting corners of the house, here’s the next best irresistible thing: sexy stilettos with an integrated bottle opener. Need I say more? $40, from Hot Topic.

4) Deadly Accessory
Nothing says Lovely Night Stalker like carrying your own little casket around. Keep your spare fangs and other essential gizmos in your own little coffin purse, available in many designs and even has a mirror in case you can indeed see your own reflection - helps to make sure there’s no blood drip left on your chin. $20 at Accoutrements.com.

5) After-Party Facilitator
The end of the party doesn’t always have to be the end, especially when armed and dangerous with those bad boys who clearly indicate the owner’s preference… Available for $10 at (I kid you not) VampireCondoms.com… I wonder if they got one that sparkles…