According to the Associated Press, a vampire by the name of Rocky Flash aka Jonathon Sharkey was sentenced yesterday to two years in jail for threatening to kill and torture an Indianapolis judge and his family. Specifically, prosecutors stated he threatened to beat, torture, impale, dismember and decapitate. You wouldn’t expect less from someone who claimed to be the king of all vampires right? Unfortunately, something tells me that if you can be sentenced to jail…you’re probably not a vampire. Also the name Rocky Flash…really? Really, Rocky? Vampire?