The Vampire Name Generator christens you with your own vampire name

As a full-fledged swan, I was not born into this world with a vampire name. What’s a swan to do? Turn to The Vampire Name Generator of course! While it seems like a waste of e-space, I’ll have you know that according to the site, it’s pretty useful if you need a name for gothic role playing games like White Wolf’s Vampire: The Requiem, and Vampire: The Masquerade, and also the Buffy the Vampire Slayer RPG. Sadly, the name I got is slightly underwhelming.

My vampire name is Ella Crowley. Ella Crowley? Sounds like the girl-next-door. Someone you went to highschool with. Someone next to you on the bus. Not at all vampire! My full name sounds more vampire than that. (It really is Jinra Ilustrisimo.) What’s cool is the Vampire Name Generator provides further details:

Known in some parts of the world as:
Kuan Yin of The Highway Thieves

The Great Archives Record:
Takes more than gold from the rich on the highway - takes blood too.

Kuan Yin? It’s like the generator knows I’m Asian.

Curious about your vampire name? Head here and let me know what your vampire name is!