Earlier this year, “vampire” Jonathon Sharkey was sent to jail for threatening to kill a judge then announced that he was running for governor. If that’s not enough crazy, CBS is reporting that he intends on running for president. He has scheduled a Monday press conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the G.O.P.

He ran for Governor of Minnesota in 2006 and also had short-lived bids for U.S. Senate in 2000, U.S. President in 2004, and U.S. President in 2008. Not only would he be out for your vote, but he’ll want your blood too.

Lastly, according to CBS, he’s been bragging about having numerous teenaged girlfriends.

So guys, want this dude for president?

Source: CBS News