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In theaters August 18, 2010, Vampires Suck is your average Twilight parody–except it’s coming to the big screen. When I first saw the trailer on TV, I was misguided for a couple of seconds and thought I was watching a Breaking Dawn ad. But then cue hamburger-head Bella (or should I say, Becca), the Jersey Shore cast, Alice in Wonderland, Lady Gaga, and…chihuahua Jacob? This movie is guaranteed to have everything, and I seriously mean everything.

From dancing werewolves to the Black Eyed Peas, this is a parody comedy for all you guys who can’t stand another (legit) Twilight movie. Obviously neither Rob Pattz nor Taylor Lautner actually star in this movie, but the cast gets pretty close to the original actors. With all the sparkling and shirt-ripping going on, you wouldn’t even notice the difference. Now before I hand you guys over to the trailer, my favorite line from that 1 minute 57 seconds clip was, “My contract says I have to every ten minutes of screen time.” Guess who said that at 1:27?

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OMG!
LOL
THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY !
i have to watch this !


hahahahahaha OMG!!!!!! I totally wanna go see this!!! HILARIOUS!!!
Thanks for this, Lexi! ^^


weee. this is so nice, im gonna watch it for sure.
thanks for this!


Wow, this is brilliant. I’m totally going to see this sometime. XD

Thanks, Lex! :D


Haha. Seen the trailer already!
thanks!


oooooooooooooooooooooh my goooooooooood I am so gonna go watch that.
The raining men and the smack to face with a shovel had me crackin up.
Thanks for this lol


hahaha it seems like a nice spoof

oh that line XDDD haha my guess while watching was right raspberry
thanks for sharing this ^^



 

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