In theaters August 18, 2010, Vampires Suck is your average Twilight parody–except it’s coming to the big screen. When I first saw the trailer on TV, I was misguided for a couple of seconds and thought I was watching a Breaking Dawn ad. But then cue hamburger-head Bella (or should I say, Becca), the Jersey Shore cast, Alice in Wonderland, Lady Gaga, and…chihuahua Jacob? This movie is guaranteed to have everything, and I seriously mean everything.

From dancing werewolves to the Black Eyed Peas, this is a parody comedy for all you guys who can’t stand another (legit) Twilight movie. Obviously neither Rob Pattz nor Taylor Lautner actually star in this movie, but the cast gets pretty close to the original actors. With all the sparkling and shirt-ripping going on, you wouldn’t even notice the difference. Now before I hand you guys over to the trailer, my favorite line from that 1 minute 57 seconds clip was, “My contract says I have to every ten minutes of screen time.” Guess who said that at 1:27?

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