Compared with Part 1, WOW, the Part 2 trailer of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn has a LOT more to reveal. From more footages of the wedding, to how the vampire baby drains the life out of Bella, this trailer is giving Twilight fans a lot more than our sanity can handle!! It’s been awhile, but my twilight fan-girl mode is itching to be switched on again!

With popularity, come spoofs. It looks like some netizens have already added some hilarious captions to the trailer. They even called the movie Snorkels the Vampire Fetus!

Edward, the 100-year-old vampire, finally marries his high school sweetheart, Bella, who he’s been saving himself for, because her heartburn face and white girl scent drives him crazy. So crazy that he doesn’t trust himself to control his bloodlust or boner shame. But now that they’re married, he can finally show her his sparkling vampire penis, which is brighter than the surface of the sun, like a flesh dagger made of glitter diamonds. They go to Brazil for their honeymoon, and after a long day of vampire snorkeling, they commence with the hymen breaking (the ‘Dawn’ of the title being a metaphor for Bella’s hymen, I assume). There’s only one problem: Edward’s vampirility is too strong for Bella’s mortal vagina-womb. His vampire sperm immediately chomps down on Bella’s innocent white eggs and she becomes impregnated. Impregnated with a super vampire baby that kicks so hard in utero that it severs Bella’s spine. Edward gives Bella a vampire teeth C-section to save her from his evil sperm baby, and it turns out the baby is telepathic for some reason and has the mind of an adult. That’s when the ethnic werewolf guy falls in love with it, because a lady with a baby’s vagina is every man’s dream. After that… well, after that, the story gets a little ridiculous.

Without further ado, watch the trailer here!

Movie’s out on November 18 (a day before my Birthday!!). Is anyone going to watch it?