Anyone who’s read the The Twilight Saga series or seen the films knows that Twilight, is basically fueled by pure cheese. Cheese that we all like to eat up, myself included. I specifically remember feeling like I had to put my ovaries on life support mid-way through the first Twilight book. Aside from causing ovaries to implode, the cheese serves the purpose of making things unintentionally funny. Take these Twilight merchandise products for example: More »

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From Ningin: In the year 911 AD, the battle of the European vs. the Asian Vampires took place. (East vs. West)The Chinese Tang dynasty’s leader Zhu Quanzhong was to take over Europe, but his ill and elderly nature didn’t allow him to. A rebel within the West who hated Dracula left the vampire clan onward to China to immortalize the leader. A strong pact set before, was that Count Dracula forbade all of his minions to turn any empirical leader of the East into a vampire. More »

From Wirebot:

Vampires are staples of the world of horror but are much more than that. They are often attractive, bloodsucking, night flying, cape wearing, juggernauts of immortality. Take all of those qualities and add them to the qualities of some of your favorite video game characters and you can create a whole new monster of badass. Here are some of my favorites and characters I think would make some pretty decent creatures of the night. More »

From Wirebot:

Lets face it. Castlevania is the best videogame series in the vampire category ever. Dracula getting the crap kicked out of him by a family of vampire hunters(as well as his own son), mass exploration, innovative weaponry, Gothic lore, etc. I could go on and on about why this game series has gone on as long as it has, but I will let these five things of absolute enjoyment and excitement explain that for themselves. More »

From Wirebot: Ever wondered who would win in a battle that is only on par with the Cloud and Sephiroth showdown? Thanks to the magic of Youtube, we can now find out what would happen in the wonderful world of puzzle action game, Scribblenauts. W00t! More »

From Wirebot: Ever wondered who would win in a battle that is only on par with the Cloud and Sephiroth showdown? Thanks to the magic of Youtube, we can now find out what would happen in the wonderful world of puzzle action game, Scribblenauts. W00t! More »

Hello Kitty, everyone’s favorite pussy, just turned 35 this month. As internationally loved and adored as she is for being a cultural icon for cute, I’m totally convinced that Hello Kitty is actually a vampire. Whether you love Hello Kitty or not, here are my top reasons to believe Hello Kitty is a vampire: More »

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