Younger generations and folks who weren’t watching American public television in the 70s are in for quite a treat, while others will surely smile at the memory: A singing vampire who sucks the juice out of vegetables instead of necks, and likes to take a bath in caskets (but his shower in a grave!)… Although that’s not even the doozy: it’s the Oscar-winning actor who played him! More »

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I’m trying to stay away from the Badass Vampires vs Romantic (aka Sparkly) Vampires debate, because I’m happily married and wanna keep it that way. But there’s no use denying that many gore fans would like to see a return to the trend of a kind of vicious and violent bloodsucker that burns under sunlight. More »

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Meet Cody Devereaux, night time TV’s most brooding, yet misunderstood vampire…intern for The Tonight Show with Conan O’ Brien. Not much is known about Conan O’ Brien’s recurring vampire aside from the fact that he was born in 1589 and has a habit of committing suicide to grieve lost loves. Although Devereaux’s appearances are small, his popularity facilitated the establishment of the Cody Devereaux Facebook fan page. More »

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It’s quite possible that the latest addition to The Vampire Diaries cast, Kelly Hu, might just be the first Asian vampire on the small screen. According to E! Online, she’ll make her debut on Jan. 28 as an apothecary named Pearl. Apothecaries can be vampires, right? The kind that sell vervain on the black market, perhaps? While it’s not clear if she’ll be among the living dead or plain human, I really think it’s time that we see a vampire of Asian descent. So far, most major Hollywood vamps have been of the European variety. More »

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This one was so obvious I can’t fathom no one actually thought of it before: make the synthetic blood from HBO’s hit show into a real product we can waste spend our money on! Yes, boys and girls of Bon Temps and beyond, it’s TRU BLOOD: THE THIRST QUENCHER! More »

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Romance is a wonderful thing, but most vampires aren’t hunkish vegans nor prone to drinking synthetic material from a cool-looking bottle acquired at the corner store. Since chances are any vampire encountered might actually bleed you dry so to speak, everyone should be made aware of those 5 simple yet effective tips to survive unfortunate nightly encounters of the AB-Negative type… More »

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As much as I wish America’s Next Top Vampire was an actual reality TV show, it’s not. Given the current vampire trend, I don’t think I’m too far-off in saying that it’s possible. After all, how could producers not consider another Tyra Banks show when she’s got some funny-as-hell quotes about vampires? If she can inspire many women to, “smile wit yo’ eyes,” surely she can do the same for us swans. Take my list of Top Tyra Banks Vampire Quotes for example: More »

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Another week, another new Vampire Diaries cast member. If I were a vampire, I think my favorite show would have to be Showtime’s Dexter. It’s bloody and it’s on at night, simple enough. Since I’m not a vampire, it’s exciting news that James Remar, the actor that plays Dexter’s dad on Dexter, has recently joined The Vampire Diaries cast as Giuseppe Salvatore — Damon and Stefan’s bloodsucking dad. Ironically, there’s more blood on Dexter than there is on The Vampire Diaries. More »

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In an effort to probably limit the amount of hot men featured on the CW’s Vampire Diaries, it’s been reported that Joss Whedon-favorite Gina Torres (Angel, Firefly) will be joining the show next week as Bree, Damon Salvatore’s old chum. Sources say she’ll be instrumental in using her witch-like abilities to bring life back to old vampire flame, Katherine. Aside from Torres, co-creator/producer Kevin Williamson recently expressed to E! his interest in Taylor Swift joining the cast. More »

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No other man has made my mid-90s tween heart palpitate nearly as fast as Bush’s Gavin Rossdale has. Not even Justin Timberlake when he was known as a member of N’Sync. I was brokenhearted over the news of him shacking up with Gwen Stefani and forming a painfully adorable family then. Flash forward to today, and I’m proud to say that as a 43 year old, he’s still got it going on — as a vampire featured on last night’s episode of CBS’ Criminal Minds. More »

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