From Ningin: What’s better than a British person with a British accent speaking Korean? New Moon star Robert Pattinson, speaking Korean with a British accent. Personally, he can speak whatever language he wants and it’d still have the effect of busting my ovaries. The SBS reporter can attest to this after having recently interviewed Robert Pattinson about New Moon. More »

This one was so obvious I can’t fathom no one actually thought of it before: make the synthetic blood from HBO’s hit show into a real product we can waste spend our money on! Yes, boys and girls of Bon Temps and beyond, it’s TRU BLOOD: THE THIRST QUENCHER! More »

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Romance is a wonderful thing, but most vampires aren’t hunkish vegans nor prone to drinking synthetic material from a cool-looking bottle acquired at the corner store. Since chances are any vampire encountered might actually bleed you dry so to speak, everyone should be made aware of those 5 simple yet effective tips to survive unfortunate nightly encounters of the AB-Negative type… More »

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From Wirebot:

OMG okay so this video is HILARIOUS. It’s a parody of New Moon, the new movie that came out November 20, 2009, from the Twilight series. But what makes it funny is how true it is and how epic of a job is done with the use of The Sims 3. Truly, The Sims 3 has such great features to allow players to create such concepts. The possibilities are endless. And so is my laughing. Check out the video here More »

When something becomes too big too quick, there’s bound to be backlash not far behind, usually in the form or parodies. Some are funny, others are mean or downright tasteless, but very few can manage as much a mix of sarcasm and giggles as Daniel Baxter and his team from HowItShouldHaveEnded.com. More »

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What if The Lost Boys met Twilight with a gender twist, under a fast-rising independent director of strong dramas and thrillers? It would give something that looks quite cool but with a German-spoken teaser… Anybody up for a translation? German supernatural thriller We Are the Night (Wir Sind Die Nacht) puts the vampire romance angle in the hands of a lady bloodsucker for what looks to be a very cool spin on its predecessors of the genre. More »

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The great “Sparkling Skin” debate brought by Twilight and its vampires reflect an age-old question among aficionados of what we came to know as “bloodsuckers”: what exactly IS a vampire? More »

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As much as I wish America’s Next Top Vampire was an actual reality TV show, it’s not. Given the current vampire trend, I don’t think I’m too far-off in saying that it’s possible. After all, how could producers not consider another Tyra Banks show when she’s got some funny-as-hell quotes about vampires? If she can inspire many women to, “smile wit yo’ eyes,” surely she can do the same for us swans. Take my list of Top Tyra Banks Vampire Quotes for example: More »

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Well what do you know, New Moon, the latest movie from the Twilight Saga, brought in $140.7 million this past weekend in the US Box Office and a total of nearly $260 million worldwide ($258.8). That’s the third best opening weekend in the history of the US box office, with The Dark Knight ($158 million) and Spider-Man 3 ($151 million), being the top 1 and 2.

Now, did anyone really expect it to not to do well? The moment I heard there was going to be a sequel, I pretty much knew this movie was going to do well. I remember having this conversation with a co-worker, about whether or not Ninja Assassin can match New Moon’s opening weekend. It would blow my mind if Ninja Assassin made in its opening weekend as much as New Moon made in one day, a new box office record, $69.9 million. More »

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Another week, another new Vampire Diaries cast member. If I were a vampire, I think my favorite show would have to be Showtime’s Dexter. It’s bloody and it’s on at night, simple enough. Since I’m not a vampire, it’s exciting news that James Remar, the actor that plays Dexter’s dad on Dexter, has recently joined The Vampire Diaries cast as Giuseppe Salvatore — Damon and Stefan’s bloodsucking dad. Ironically, there’s more blood on Dexter than there is on The Vampire Diaries. More »

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