Seriously HBO, I feel like whoever is in charge of marketing True Blood keeps outdoing themselves with every promo poster and teaser clip. First there was the ‘Not Your Average Cup of Joe’ poster, the VILF poster and now we have a ‘missing persons’ ad on the back of a bottle of True Blood — only it’s for Bill Compton. (Not a person but a vampire, btw.) More »

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Love sucks sometimes. Almost literally for some vampires. At the same time, that doesn’t stop them from making my list of 5 valentine-worthy vampires:

1. Bill Compton He’s southern, sexy and sweet. Given all that’s gone on in True Blood, Bill would do anything for Sookie. Don’t even get me started on where True Blood left us in the last season. True Blood fans will agree with me on this. Bill deserves valentines! More »

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This one was so obvious I can’t fathom no one actually thought of it before: make the synthetic blood from HBO’s hit show into a real product we can waste spend our money on! Yes, boys and girls of Bon Temps and beyond, it’s TRU BLOOD: THE THIRST QUENCHER! More »

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