Who doesn’t love a good motivational image? This Twilight motivational image I came across on Reddit.com has gotten a laugh or two from me. There is truth in saying that Bella has to choose between bestiality and necrophilia. Jacob’s a wolf and technically…Edward is a dead man. Sorry, Twihards. More »

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Buzz for Eclipse just won’t stop. Recently new promo images of Bella Swan, Edward Cullen and Jacob Black were released onto the Interwebz. They look somewhat like paintings, but rather smokin’ hot ones. Something else to note is Edward’s eye color. His eyes aren’t lookin’ so golden amber. Are they trying to tell us something or is there something up with my eyes? Check out the new pics after the jump. More »

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Seems like every other day a new morsel of Eclipse goodness is leaked to keep Twihards wanting for more. This week, more Eclipse stills were released on the interwebz showing us the Cullen clan, and some good old Jacob-Edward-Bella love triangle goodness. More »

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Unfortunately, this nondescript animal Taylor Lautner (Twilight’s Jacob Black) looks like isn’t a wolf. More »

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Twihard Kayla Patterson sent an e-mail to Universal accusing the studio of stealing the werewolf idea for The Wolfman from Twilight, and expressed that she is super annoyed by the the idea that it’s a bastardized version of Twilight’s wolf boy Jacob Black. Despite her anger, she’s refused to believe that Wolfman is actually a remake of a 70 year old Universal film. Read on for the LOLz: More »

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Are you a Twilight fanatic who ever wondered what it would be like to lay in the arms of Edward Cullen or Jacob Black? Well, this idea is not too far-fetched because the vampire and the werewolf exist in the form of life-sized body pillows called “manllow” (combination of the words man and pillow). More »

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The Twilight Saga might have had as many fans as detractors, whether it be the novels or the (as of yet) two films, there still seems to be an emerging consensus between the two factions that the fourth entry of the book series, Breaking Dawn, has to become a motion picture. More »

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It’s official. Almost a year ago today, I killed it for myself by rushing off into a frenzy of serious Twilight Saga book reading. To commemorate this, I stood in line for an hour with what seemed like most of my city. If the release of New Moon were to serve as an anniversary of my time spent with the series, I’d say it was okay. Okay, like what lazy boyfriends do for anniversaries, okay. For those considering the Twilight Saga films to be more of a first date, I’m sorry it didn’t go so well. She/He at least made you laugh, right? More »

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