Nothing says fun to me quite like vampires covering this month’s Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Male. The Vampire Diaries’ Paul Wesley and The Twilight Saga’s Kellan Lutz are this issue’s main page eye candy and the 2010 Fun Fearless Male Award winners. Aside from Paul Wesley and Kellan Lutz, True Blood fans have something to rejoice about — Stephen Moyer made the list of fun fearless males award recipients. I’m happy that vampires received awards this year, but at the same time, I’m kind of not satisfied. Fun Fearless Male Awards? Is it so hard to do Fun, Incredibly Sexy Awards? That’s something I’d like to see happen. More »

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In a somewhat random move, Twilight’s Peter Facinelli (Carlisle Cullen) recently unveiled to the world Vampire Transformer, a new iPhone app. The Vampire Transformer app allows swans of the iPhone using sort to take any picture and blend it with a vampire of your choice. An iPhone vampire makeover of your photos if you will. I only say this is a somewhat random move on his part because although it’s always nice to cash in on the vampire franchise you’re involved in, I feel Peter is truly being sincere when he says it’s “for the fans.” More »

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Okay, so I’m well aware that a vampire’s main driving force in life is the power of suck…or sucking. 2009 on the other hand, did not suck (as in was not bad) for vampires. In fact, 2009 was pretty much the year of the vampire. The following is a list of vampire highlights from 2009: More »

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New York City-based arts & entertainment magazine The Improper recently conducted a poll asking, “Who’s the hottest vampire?” The choices of the poll include Robert Pattinson (New Moon), Alexander Skarsgård (HBO’s True Blood), Taylor Lautner (New Moon) and others. Wait a second…Taylor Lautner? Last time I checked, he played a wolf, not a vampire. Aside from this, one has to ask — why such a small number of poll answer options? More »

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This one was so obvious I can’t fathom no one actually thought of it before: make the synthetic blood from HBO’s hit show into a real product we can waste spend our money on! Yes, boys and girls of Bon Temps and beyond, it’s TRU BLOOD: THE THIRST QUENCHER! More »

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Romance is a wonderful thing, but most vampires aren’t hunkish vegans nor prone to drinking synthetic material from a cool-looking bottle acquired at the corner store. Since chances are any vampire encountered might actually bleed you dry so to speak, everyone should be made aware of those 5 simple yet effective tips to survive unfortunate nightly encounters of the AB-Negative type… More »

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As much as I wish America’s Next Top Vampire was an actual reality TV show, it’s not. Given the current vampire trend, I don’t think I’m too far-off in saying that it’s possible. After all, how could producers not consider another Tyra Banks show when she’s got some funny-as-hell quotes about vampires? If she can inspire many women to, “smile wit yo’ eyes,” surely she can do the same for us swans. Take my list of Top Tyra Banks Vampire Quotes for example: More »

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From Ningin: Thanks to the likes of Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton, vampires have become increasingly popular in the West- and increasingly romanticized. Sure, Rice wasn’t the first to write about handsome, brooding vamps, but she did light the match that started the fire. Now we have Twilight, with its oh-so-sexy vampires that sparkle in the sun. More »